Glow-In-The-Dark Bendable Alien

Glow-In-The-Dark Bendable Alien

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We've all heard of "little green men" -- now meet the first know medium green man, Hank! His mother was a large green woman, and his father was a little green man (a very brave little green man).

Hand grew up  in a normal home somewhere in the Cygnus galaxy. His older brother died in a horrendous spaceship crash outside of Roswell, New Mexico, and is now embalmed at the Area 51 facility. Hank's been trying to reclaim the body for a proper burial (that is, lauching the body into the nearest star), but the scientists at the facility told him they still needed it "for science." Hank offered them the opportunity to pick his brain about science in exchange for his brother's body, but the scientists attempted to literally pick his brain, so he had to leave.

Someday, Hank hopes to move out of the shadow of the Roswell incident and live a full life on Pluto with his long-time girlfriend. Hank says that real estate has really become affordable there, since the de-planetization.